First Food

No, there is no mistake, you read it correctly – it is not fast food, it is ‘first food’! Food is something that we all enjoy, especially when it comes to our favourite recipes.  But if I ask you, when did you first taste a particular food item, it may be difficult to remember.  However, in the case of some food items, we would clearly remember when we had it first, with whom, where and on what occasion.  Let me recollect a few such ‘first food’ memories!

When I was in lower primary school, my uncle who was working for a bank, came to Kochi on an official visit.  He was staying at Hotel Woodlands at Ernakulam.  One evening, we visited him in the hotel, and he took us to the restaurant.  That was my first visit to the restaurant of a star hotel.  He ordered ‘chana batura’ for me.  I didn’t know what it was.  In a few minutes, when it appeared in front of me, it looked like a big poori – much bigger than a usual poori.  The hot air escaped when I poked my finger into the piping hot batura.  The delicious batura with chana tickled my taste buds.

In early 1980s, when Nestle launched Maggi in India, noodles were new to most of the Indians. Since my parents were a bit conservative in their food habits, they never tried noodles.  One day when my mother’s sister, who used to try new food items, visited us.  I asked her, ‘what is this Maggi, how does it taste?’.  She said, ‘oh you haven’t eaten it? I will make it for you’.  That evening she brought Maggi and prepared it in our kitchen.  I remember leaning over the gas stove to see how she prepared it.  In appearance, it resembled a popular Kerala breakfast item – Idiyappam, but the taste was totally different.  I am not sure about the taste, but one thing that has remained more or less the same with Maggi over the last forty years is its packing.

In January 1997 a conference on grassroot level innovation was organised by IIM Ahmedabad.  A newsletter brought out on that occasion was named ‘Undhiyu’.  When I asked someone what Undhiyu meant, he said it was a Gujarati dish prepared during Makar Sankranti (called Uttarayan in Gujarat).  Sankranti was just a few days away and I decided that I must taste Undhiyu.  On Sankranti, one of my friends offered me Undhiyu with poori.  Undhiyu goes well with poori.  I was told, traditionally Undhiyu was cooked in earthen pots kept upside down underground.  Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed the taste of Undhiyu. 

Raghunath was my student at SIT during 1999-2001.  He was an engineering graduate, who joined the MBA programme after working for a few years.  So, my relationship with him was not just that of a student and a teacher, but more of a friendship.  Once we travelled together to Bangalore.  He asked me, ‘shall we have pizza?’, I told him, ‘I have never tasted a pizza’. He said, ‘then we must have it today’.  He took me to a pizza outlet on Brigade Road. Though I enjoyed it, somehow pizza did not find a place in my favourite food list.  That is why, in spite of having a popular pizza outlet at a stone’s throw from my house at Tumkur, I never ordered one!

The good thing about such memories is that they bring back the taste in your mind, especially if you have enjoyed the ‘first food’ experience.  I am sure you too have such memories.  Relish your ‘first food’ memories – let them tickle your taste buds!

Drive-In

It was just about a month since I had moved to Ahmedabad.  One weekend my roommates decided to go for a movie.  I was expecting to watch a movie in a normal theatre.  But when we were about to leave in the evening, they told me ‘We are going to the Drive-In theatre’.  That was the first time I heard about a drive-in theatre.  I asked them what a drive-in theatre is.  They said, ‘wait, you will see when we reach there!’

In a short while we reached the place.  When we entered the premises, I was really surprised and excited too.  It was an open-air theatre located in a huge ground with a big screen on one side and space for parking of hundreds of cars on the other side.  In front of the space for cars, there were a few rows of concrete seats, for people to sit and watch the movie.  Since we had reached the place before sunset, I had enough time to move around and see the entire place.  There was a food court in the centre and a beautiful garden in front of the wide screen.  Opposite the screen, behind the car park, was a building that housed the projector room, from where the movie was projected to the screen.  Many small speakers were placed at an equal distance through which people could hear the sound.  So, people could drive in their cars, park them facing the screen and watch the movie sitting in the car.  They could hear the dialogues through the speakers placed between each car.  There was no centralized sound system.  This, I hope, was to avoid disturbance to the nearby buildings.

The movie started when it was dark.  Since we did not go in a car, we sat on the concrete seats.  Some people were sitting on the lawns of the garden.  There were two shows daily, one around 7 pm and the other around 10 pm.  I don’t remember which movie we watched on that day.  But watching a movie in a drive-in theatre was a great experience.  The characters appeared on the huge screen and their dialogues were heard through the speakers near our seats.  During the interval, people thronged the food court for a variety of snacks, tea, coffee, ice-cream etc. It was a totally different experience for me.

The drive-in theatre was about 2 kilometers from Vastrapur, where I was staying.  On many weekends, we went to drive-in.  Whenever I think of drive-in, the movie that comes to my mind is ‘Dil to Pagal Hai’.  We watched the Shah Rukh Khan starred blockbuster three times in drive-in.  The movie had many hit songs of those days, and it was really nice to watch them on the big screen.  The drive-in theatre of Ahmedabad claims to be the widest screen in Asia.  If you are in Ahmedabad, pull out some time to watch a movie at the drive-in.  I am sure you would love the experience.   At a time when movie viewing is redifined by Netflix and Amazon Prime, nothing can replace the feel of a drive-in theatre.  I am told there is a drive-in theatre in Bangalore too, but I haven’t visited. 

Unknown VIP

We all have missed bus, train or even flights at some point in time.  I too had a near similar experience.  A few years ago, I was flying from Thiruvananthapuram to Bengaluru.  It was an Indigo flight leaving Thiruvananthapuram at 5 in the evening.  I had taken the same flight a couple of times earlier.  On all those occasions I found that it was the only flight departing Thiruvananthapuram around that time.  Hence, the airport used to be relatively less crowded and there was hardly any queue for security check and check-in.  Keeping this in mind, that day I leisurely reached the airport around 4.15 pm.  Moreover, I only had a small handbag, which I could carry with me, and I had already done web-check-in.  So, I just had to get the security check done and proceed straight to the check-in counter.

But, to my surprise and shock I found the airport fully crowded and there was a long queue for security check.  I came to know that two Spicejet flights got delayed and boarding was going on for three flights simultaneously.  I stood at the end of the queue for the security check.  But, looking at the speed at which the queue was moving, I was sure that I would miss the flight.  I requested a CISF officer standing near me to permit me to join the queue in front as my flight was about to depart.  With a tough look he told me in Hindi, all these people are waiting to get onto their flights, so come in order.  I was getting anxious.  Suddenly I found an Indigo staff passing by.  I stopped him and explained my situation.  He said he would do something and walked away.  But he didn’t come back for a while. 

The clock was ticking away, and it was almost 4.45 – just 15-minutes left for the flight to take off.  Hoping against all hopes, I kept looking at the display board of departures, praying that my flight gets delayed by a couple of minutes.  But it continued to show, ‘On time’.  Suddenly, I heard a lady staff of Indigo announcing, ‘any passengers for the Benagluru Indigo flight please come in front’.  Immediately I rushed to her.  I was the only one.  She had already spoken to the CISF officers to get the security check done on a priority basis.  So, when I cleared my security check, she asked me to rush to the check-in gate, which was on the next floor.  I picked up my bag and ran fast up the stairs.  Panting, when I reached the gate, the lady at the counter told me, ‘Sorry sir.  The flight is ready for departure and the doors of the aircraft are closed’.  Through the aerobridge I could see the aircraft with its doors closed.  Missed it by a fraction of a second.  After a long pause, I asked her, ‘what do I do now?’.  She said, ‘Sir I will give you a note that you missed the flight.  Please go to our office on the ground floor.  They will try to accommodate you on the next Bengaluru flight, which is at 8 pm.’.  ‘Will there be seat available in that flight’, I asked.  ‘Mostly yes, but being a Sunday, I am not sure, anyway please check with the office’.

Suddenly, to my surprise, the staff standing at the other end of the aerobridge started waving to me asking me to come.  I didn’t know what was happening.  By then the lady at the counter also got a call asking her to send me in.  She opened the gate, and I started running towards the aircraft through the aerobridge.  As I was approaching the plane, I saw its door opening.  One passenger was deboarded from the plane.  Without bothering to know what was happening, I rushed onto the plane.  All passengers were looking at me as if I was a VIP who could delay the departure of a plane by a couple of minutes, get its doors opened and board.  Some appeared to be a bit angry that I delayed their flight.  I quietly went and occupied my seat.  I have no idea why that passenger was deboarded – maybe to make way for me!

Mekedatu

Recently when the Cauvery water dispute between Karnataka and Tamil Nadu came alive, many people felt that the proposed Mekedatu Dam project is the only solution for the water dispute between the two states.  I am neither getting into the details of the dispute, nor the dam project.  I just remembered a trip that I had with my students to Mekedatu, way back in 2001.  Mekedatu, located around 150 kilometers from Tumkur, is the place where river Arkavati confluences with Cauvery.  After merging, Cauvery flows through a small deep crevice, presenting a magnificent scenic beauty.  

I, along with about 30 students, started our journey to Mekedatu.  It takes a little above three hours to reach there.  On the way, we stopped somewhere for breakfast and continued the journey.  Everybody was in a joyous mood.  Around 10 in the morning we reached a point beyond which the buses were not allowed.  We had to trek the remaining distance to reach the top.  Initially it was fun to wade through the forest, listening to the sound of Cauvery flowing.  But, after a while we realised that it was a long trek.  None of us had been to Mekedatu before, so we had no idea about the distance (No Google Map those days!).  We kept walking and walking.  Finally, when we reached the top, though we were all tired, we were awed by the natural beauty.  We all sat there for a while.  We were all extremely hungry, but, except for the water bottles, we had not carried any food.  Slowly we started climbing down.

Now comes the second part of the story!  Suddenly a girl in our group fainted.  We gave water to her, but she was still not able to get up and walk.  Two boys lifted her and started walking.  We all panicked; we didn’t know what to do.  The boys were already tired and walking by lifting a girl was tedious.  After walking for about 20 minutes, we spotted a jeep parked in front of a house.  We knocked on the door.  A gentleman came out.  We requested him to drop us near our bus.  Luckly, he obliged.  We asked the bus driver to take us straight to a doctor in the nearby town.  The doctor examined the girl and said, ‘nothing to worry, she fainted due to dehydration and lack of food’.  It was already 3 in the afternoon.  We went straight to a nearby restaurant and ate to our heart’s content.  When we resumed the journey, that girl was the most active and those boys who had lifted her were still tired!

When the bus reached close to Tumkur, another vehicle suddenly came across, and our driver applied a sudden break.  We heard a loud cry from the rear side of the bus.  A girl, who was probably sleeping, had hurt her knee when it went and hit the seat in front of her as a result of the sudden break.  She was in terrible pain.  Her friends helped her and tried massaging her knee.  But that seemed to increase her pain.  She was not able to walk.  Since we had already reached Tumkur, we dropped her near the hostel along with her friends and asked them to take her immediately to a hospital.  She had suffered a minor fracture.

We had a sigh of relief when we reached home that the trip had finally come to an end.  What remained in our memory was not the pleasure of the trip, but these untoward incidents.  Some trips are like that - remembered for unintended consequences!

Bird Sanctuary

We were only 20 students in the ICWAI (Final) class at Kochi in 1995 – twelve boys and eight girls.  Since most of us were working, the classes were held in the evening from 6 to 8.  We were taught by senior managers and executives from various companies.  Since we all met only during the class hours, we didn’t have much opportunity for personal interactions.  Most of us used to reach the ICWAI centre just before the class started and would be in a hurry to catch the bus back home when the class ended.  We got time to chit-chat only when a teacher came late or on those rare occasions when a teacher didn’t come.  So, we decided to go on a one-day trip to Thattekkad, a bird sanctuary, situated around 60 kilometers from Kochi.

Thattekkad is a popular bird sanctuary inside a reserve forest in Kothamangalam thaluk.  On a Sunday, we set off to Thattekkad in a minibus.  It was a sunny day with a clear sky.  At the entrance, we were instructed not to make noise inside the sanctuary as that would disturb the birds.  We started walking into the sanctuary, which was full of tall trees covering the entire sky.  At some places, the sunlight was not touching the ground due to the wide and thick shades of the trees.  We didn’t have any tourist guide with us.  So, even though we spotted many birds, we could not identify them.  Anyway, there was full of silence and the only noise was that of the wind blowing through the trees, creaking of bamboos, chirping of birds etc.  Nature was at its best (Unfortunately, back then, we didn’t have cell phones with cameras).  After walking for a long time, we reached an open space and the girls in our group decided to sit there for a while.  Two boys also gave them company.  The rest of us continued to walk further into the forest.

At one point, we saw a warning sign that visitors were not allowed beyond that point, because of the presence of wild elephants.  However, there was no forest guard to stop us.  We were hesitant to go further, but our friend Vasu insisted that we go little further.  Vasu had already got selection as Sub-Inspector of Police and was waiting to join the training.  So, obviously he showed courage and led us into the forest.  We continued walking, though slowly and cautiously.  The forest was getting thicker.  After a while, the chirping of birds stopped and there was an eerie silence all over the place.  We reached near a lake and saw a muddy path leading to the lake.  We also saw the pug marks of elephants in the mud.  It was clear that elephants took that path to reach the lake.  We were scared to move any further.  But Vasu kept telling us, ‘Come on nothing will happen’. 

Suddenly we heard a loud noise on one side and saw the bushes shaking violently.  None of us had the guts to wait and watch what it was.  We all turned around and started running back.  While running, I turned around to see where Vasu was.  Some of my friends were running behind me, but Vasu was not among them.  For a while I thought whether Vasu stayed back foolishly to exhibit his valour.  But in no time, I spotted him.  Those friends who were the first to turn around and run were in front of me – and the first among them was Vasu! We stopped only when we reached the place where our other friends were resting.  Everyone started pulling the leg of Vasu.  He said, ‘when one’s own life is at threat, even a policeman would flee’.  While returning, we asked the forest guard at the entrance, ‘do you really spot elephants in that area?’.  He said, ‘yes, quite often’.

Lemon Juice

Lemon juice, especially with sugar and a pinch of salt mixed with cold soda, was one of my favourites during my college days.  In fact, there was not a single day on which I had not tasted the same in a nearby shop.  But over the years my liking for lemon juice came down.  Today I don’t relish it as much as I used to during my college days.

In 1996 when I moved to Ahmedabad, on my first day my roommates took me out for dinner.  Growing up in a small city, in a middle-class family, I didn’t have any experience of dining in big restaurants.  All my restaurant visits prior to this were to small ones where we had south Indian varieties like ‘masala dosa’, ‘idli-vada’ etc.  But the dinner that my roommates hosted was in Hotel Topaz, a reasonably big north Indian restaurant near IIM.  There were many ‘firsts’ during this occasion – first dinner with my roommates, first dinner in a big restaurant, a north Indian meal for the first time, tasting ‘tandoori roti’ for the first time and so on.  At the end, a small bowl of water with a piece of lemon was kept in front of us.  I was wondering if I was supposed to squeeze the lemon and drink.  But I didn’t understand why the water was lukewarm.  Luckily, before I could squeeze the lemon and drink, my roommates started using it and I got to know it!

In 1998 I moved to Tumkur.  Within a few days of my joining SIT, my cousin Anil came to Bangalore on an official visit.  I went to Bangalore to meet him.  That day he had an appointment with a senior manager of a company.  Though I was reluctant to join him, he insisted that I accompany him.  He said, ‘we are not discussing anything confidential and the person I am meeting is a senior gentleman who is a very nice person’. I agreed.  The meeting was in a club.  After the initial chit-chat when they both got into business discussion, I started flipping through a magazine kept there.  In between, our guest asked, ‘shall we order something?’ Turning to me he asked, ‘shall I order something hot for you?’. I said yes.  Shocked, Anil turned towards me and whispered, ‘Do you know what he meant by hot?’, I said, ‘Yes, coffee or tea’.  Listening to this, with a smile on his face, our host told me, ‘Sorry, I don’t think they offer coffee or tea here’.  Finally, I ended up ordering lemon juice!’’

A few years later a senior executive from a company came to my institute as visiting faculty.  My director asked me to accompany him for dinner.  When I reached the guest house, he told me, ‘First let us have a drink, then we will go for dinner.  Which is the best bar in Tumkur?’.  I said, ‘I have no idea’.  He said, ‘No problem, let us find out’.  Thus, a teetotaler, who had no idea about bars in Tumkur, along with a person who had no idea about anything in Tumkur set off in search of a good bar!  After passing through a couple of them, when we reached in front of a particular bar, my guest felt that it was decent enough for his standards.  So, we went in.  He started going through the menu.  For a while, I felt as if the guest was hosting the host.  He ordered something of his choice, and I had to settle down with – yes, you guessed it right – the lemon juice!

 

 

Wasp Empire

A few months ago, I noticed a small nest on the window of my house.  It was very small, and I didn’t know whose nest it was.  As time passed, the nest started growing and I realised that it was the nest of wasps.  I was really fascinated by the way they were constructing the nest.  I kept observing the process every day.  It was small, and it had only a few wasps.  Since it was built on a window on one covered part of the building where nobody disturbed them, I decided to leave it there.

But, within days I could see phenomenal growth in its size and the number of wasps multiplied exponentially.  I kept observing their movements.  I could see hundreds of them always moving in and out of the nest.  The wasps were very active during the daytime.  Most of them would fly out and return back soon to the nest.  Though they were very active during the daytime, they all crammed into the nest by evening.  They rarely came out in the night and the nest looked as if there were no wasps inside, while hundreds of them were actually there! 

Shortly, the nest became huge, and I started worrying about the risk of the nest being disturbed by someone resulting in dangerous consequences.  Though wasp sting is not poisonous, when hundreds of them attack, it can be fatal.  But I kept thinking, when we don’t bother them, why would they attack us?

One day I left my home to go to the office after lunch.  When I sat on my office chair I felt as if someone gave me an injection in my leg.  I jumped out of the chair.  Yes, it was a wasp! It was probably sitting on my chappal which I had left outside my house.  When I wore the chappal, it would have climbed on to my leg.  It was very painful.  Now that the wasps had breached the trust, I decided that I must get that nest removed from my house. 

To my surprise and shock, nobody was available in Tumkur for removing wasp nests.  I started getting panicky.  I was also worried about my neighbours who were at risk.  From the internet, I located an agency at Bangalore, specializing in pest control, including removal of wasp nests.  When I contacted them, they told me that they do not provide service outside Bangalore.  But they gave me the number of another person.  This guy was also from Bangalore but was willing to come to Tumkur and do the job.  However, he demanded a very high fee for the service.  When I asked him how he was planning to remove the nest, he was not willing to disclose.  Somehow, I was not convinced about this guy, especially because, if he made any mistake while removing the nest, all wasps would come out and attack people nearby. 

Meanwhile, I also did a lot of research on wasps by surfing the internet.  I learnt about their behaviour, life span, making the nest etc.  I also read that the wasps usually leave the nest after a few months, especially during winter and once abandoned they never come back to a nest.  During winter they won’t get food and would die due to starvation.  By then, the winter was starting, and I could see a few of them falling dead near the nest.  One day a friend of mine told me that wasps had made a huge nest near his house too and the same was abandoned after a few months.  So, I kept observing the nest every day.  As days went by, I found more and more falling dead.  Slowly the nest was completely empty.

Today the nest remains there as a monument of a onetime ‘Wasp Empire’!